Beyond Celery
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  About me    
  I've been completely gluten-free for about six years. I'm also vegetarian and sensitive to dairy products, so my meals would be quite limited if I didn't love to cook. Fortunately, cooking resides in my genes: my parents and grandparents are all known around the family for their various specializations, and there's even a distant relative on my mother's side who is reputed to have been a very creative chef. We also seem to have a lot of librarians in my family, but that's beside the point.

My favorite cuisines are Indian, Mexican, and Caribbean, but I love a great many others and I'm always willing to try a new taste (provided it doesn't involve gluten or meat). Spices, especially, are my best friends in the kitchen. My cupboard overflows.

Perhaps you're curious about the name, "Beyond Celery." It found me even before my allergies did. In high school, my creative writing teacher asked us to write a journal entry on "Which vegetable would you be and why." I hate these sorts of writing topics even more than I disliked the teacher, so I picked the weirdest vegetable I could think of comparing myself to: celery. I don't particularly like its taste, I certainly don't like its stringiness, and I've always thought it was one of the oddest-looking vegetables in the produce section. But there are two things I do like: it's green and it's crunchy. So I wrote about going beyond celery in life, as I later went Beyond Celery in food. Another thing you could say about celery: it's gluten-free.

 

 
  About My Rating System  
  I rate with spoons, because they are the quintessential kitchen utensil. You can do nearly anything with them: measure, stir, scrape, scoop, fling, and eat. Everything I rate always has the opportunity to earn 5 spoons. I'm a hard grader, though, and my 5 spoons mean a lot to me.

I will always rate in two categories for a product: Ease of Use and Taste. These categories will sometimes receive vastly different ratings. If a product's taste is spectacular, but it took me 2 hours to figure out how to use it, I will give it top spoons in Taste and no spoons in Ease of Use.

If there is a product you would like me to rate, please email me and give me the manufacturer name, the name of the product, and ideas on where I might be able to buy it (websites are always useful). If I rate a product that you've tried and you feel I've wronged it in some way, please feel free to email me about it. Who knows? I just might give it another chance.
 

Hardly worth noting, except to warn unsuspecting people away. Beware!
Not absolutely without merit, but nothing to write home about.
It has some good parts, but still needs a lot of work.
I like it—it's got potential—but certainly they could have done better.
Really good, but there's room for improvement (I'm still wearing my socks).
Spectacular, astounding, and delicious—tell all your friends!

 

 
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